Thursday, January 22, 2009

NAZI TEDDY BEARS?!?!?


Let me introduce you to Herr Bear....wait, you're not Jewish, are you?

Bravo to Entertainment Weekly for thinking it was appropriate to give Suri Cruise a Nazi teddy bear. Really, of all the presents to give Tom on his Valkeyrie promotional tour, was an eye-patched, Jew-hating stuffed animal the most appropriate thing? It's true that said teddy bear did attempt to kill teddy Hitler...but think about it; a Risky Business teddy would have been the most adorable present ever.
Suri, I can imagine Tom saying, this is Daddy in his tighty whities. Oh, and there's a million years-old alien living inside of it. Wheeeee!

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