Thursday, January 22, 2009


Let me introduce you to Herr Bear....wait, you're not Jewish, are you?

Bravo to Entertainment Weekly for thinking it was appropriate to give Suri Cruise a Nazi teddy bear. Really, of all the presents to give Tom on his Valkeyrie promotional tour, was an eye-patched, Jew-hating stuffed animal the most appropriate thing? It's true that said teddy bear did attempt to kill teddy Hitler...but think about it; a Risky Business teddy would have been the most adorable present ever.
Suri, I can imagine Tom saying, this is Daddy in his tighty whities. Oh, and there's a million years-old alien living inside of it. Wheeeee!


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