WOMEN TRULY PERPLEX ME, a true story:

I am perplexed by almost all women. With the rare exception of my three year old cousin, who, now that I think about, is really a girl, not yet a woman. But to be honest, the girls perplex me, too. Not all the time but some of the time. Like when they talk so loud in public. Haven't they heard about the indoor voice?

I need to buy more milk tonight. I think we're out.

The end.