JOKES AS TOLD BY MY TWO-AND-A-HALF YEAR-OLD NEPHEW, AVRAHAM:

"Yeah, I wear a bib. Do you have a problem with that?"
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Avraham: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Avraham: Me, Avraham.

Avraham: You have a surprise in your eyes! [giggle, giggle]
Me: Oh no!
Avraham: Ha ha ha ha.

Avraham: You can't eat people.
Me: Yes, I know.
Avraham: Yay. Ha ha ha ha.

Avraham: I'm in my house.
Me: What are you doing now?
Avraham: Okay. Bye bye.
[Hangs up]
Me: Hello?

Avraham: I have a cupcake.
Me: Is it yummy?
Avraham: Yummy. Yummy. Yummy.
Me: What kind of cupcake is it?
Avraham: A cupcake cupcake. [Giggle, giggle]
[Avraham calls back ten minutes later]
Avraham: It's chocolate.
Me: What is?
Avraham: Bye bye.