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SONG OF THE DAY
Where ya' been, eh?

Hey dude. You haven't posted in like two days.
What's that? You were in the hospital? Twice?
Yike. What happened?
You had an absess in your leg that went horribly wrong?
You had to what? You had to get it cut out? Holy...
And you have to change your bandages twice daily? No biggie, right?
Oh. You have to stick bandages into the open wound to prevent the hole in your leg from closing? That's pretty gross.
Yeah, I could imagine this is all pretty tedious.
Painful too. Oh yeah, I see that. There's like blood everywhere.
You've been bleeding for two days straight?
Oh man. I cannot imagine. And that pulling the guaze-pad-out-of-your-wound-routine makes me queesy just thinking about it.
This totally sucks.
There's worse? A doctor had to stick his finger into your wound to clean out the infection?
Okay, we can stop talking about this. Can't we?
Good. Feel better.

So...why haven't you been blogging?

Jimmy Eat World - "Pain"