WHAT I'VE LEARNED FROM THE IMUS SCANDAL



-- From hereon in, I shall refer to it not as a "nap" but as an "afternoon rest"

-- It's only okay to say "hos" if you, in the very least, know a couple.

-- A controversial radio segment should be broader. I mean, anyone can offend ten people.

-- Al Sharpton is a selfless man on the mission to eradicate racism. He is by no means interested in getting attention or publicity for his own afternoon radio show.

-- Viacom will protect freedom of speech just as long as it's animated.