Tuesday, September 12, 2006

MORE HEADLINE PUNS INSPIRED BY SONG TITLES: THE PINK FLOYD EDITION
In honor of the Roger Waters show I'm seeing tonight.



Wish You Were Gere
An article profiling the countless women who have left their husbands upon the realization that their men will never be anything like Richard Gere.

Another Rick In The Mall
After watching his popularity wane, once-heart throb Rick Springfield attempts to reclaim the love of America by embarking on a country-wide mall tour determined to prove that he's not just another Rick in the mall.

Arnold Lame?
Are most men named "Arnold" lame? Our research says yes.

Whine On You Crazy Diamond
Dustin Diamond, or Screech from Saved By The Bell won't stop whining. In an exclusive interview with his therapist, we discover that Diamond is, in fact, encouraged to keep complaining.

Comfortably Dumb
Scientists alledge that dumb people are actually really okay with being dumb.

See Emily Gay
Exclusive footage of actress Emily Rossum holding hands with another woman.

Hey Yoo
Chinese restaurant owner Ken Yoo thinks everyone is calling him. And it's making him mad.

Dark Side of The Hume
In a shocking, tell-all memoir, news anchor Brit Hume speaks forthright about his struggle with a drug addiction and the violent temper that nearly cost him his life.

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