HAIKUS FOR MY LANDLORD



I am so stressed right now
Where is my landlord?
Pick up phone!

Using all caps means
probably something urgent
PICK UP PHONE!

Who doesn't have a freakin'
answering machine these days?
Radio Shack!

Waiting for the beep but
there is no beep to wait for
Hang up?

Ring, ring, ring, ring,
still ringing, ring, ring, ring
No voicemail in 2007?

Everyone has voicemail but
My grandparents don't have it
"What's the internet?"

Call one more time, still
ringing. Can I sleep on your
couch soon?

Take a deep breath, No
sense in getting aggrevated.
PICK UP PHONE!

Andrew Bird - "Scythian Empires"